How to "accidentaly" break my ps3 to get new one? - i need to get my ps3 fix in new jersey

I must break my PS3 and it look like an accident, please help.

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Ok well I Ylodi and sent my ps3 to be serviced by a guarantee from Toys R Us, I got it back
and beaten again, I will not do this if every day, I had returned from 2 weeks, I learned that Web sites use that repair does not spare Sony authorized idk if thats true or what, but I'm just not be repaired fully functional, and only break again. Refers, however, with my guarantee "accidental damage in handling, and when I bought the warranty, which the administrator sold as a" no questions ", saying that if anything happens, no matter what you go to correct the situation.
So basically I'm looking for a way to repair no longer made, socan my money back and buy a new PS3.

I did have pooring soda, while, conversely, say, separate, or something that I think works? Please help